HI, we’re making an update. Here’s our conversation.
Theo: Flowers are brightly shining and the summer sun is blooming.
Weekley: Hope is a thing with feathers!
Rheal: The pool’s freezing but we’re all burning up.
W: ‘Cause we’re stuck inside
T: But we don’t care ‘cause Emily’s amazing.
R: That would be Emily Prince, the director of ARTS/West.
W: This means you should come to ARTS/West so that her amazing-ness can rub off on you.
T: Just so you’ll know for future reference I’m Theo, one of the lovely slaves of ARTS/West.
W: And I’m Rachel also a lovely slave here.
R: Yeah, I’m Rheal, and I’m a not so lovely but more productive slave of ARTS/West.
W: Yeah, she’s more productive but I live closer. We’re all here to absorb some of Emily’s amazing-ness.
T: And cause ARTS/West is cool!
W: So cool!
R: That’s why we’re all here.
W: We’re all, like, super cool.
T: Like Superman!!!
R: Close enough.
T: We’re kinda supposed to be doing this to publicize ARTS/West.
R: So come see the shows here.
W: If you’re a good person you will come here.
T: Then it would look like we were actually doing our job.
R: But we are doing our job.
W: Not really.
R: We’re writing this stupid thing, aren’t we!
W: But we’re not writing it very well.
T: It could be worse.
W: Not much worse.
R: Anyway, Emily’s cool and ARTS/West is quite a lot of fun.
T: You should, like, be all interested and stuff.
W: Anyway, we have to go now.
R: Good-bye, Good-bye, Parting is such sweet sorrow…